Monday, January 18, 2010

Recap:

Was supposed to swim on Wed. after New Years...did not...Hawkeyes totally dominated Georgia Tech.

That Sun...pretended NBA scouts were in the crowd during my Urbandale city league bball game (note...there wasn't actually a single person in the crowd). Tried to do something awesome and turned my ankle.

Fast forward this past Sunday. Went on a 3 mile snowshoe run. It. Was. Hard. Basically, my motions felt like I was running at about a 9 minute pace (actual = 10:30) and my heart felt like it was going to explode. This is what happens when you run in snowshoes and are roughly a baker's dozen pounds overweight from your Ironman a month and a half earlier.

This morning I swam with dsm911 at 5:30 a.m...Pool was packed with the New Years resolution people...who mostly swam circles around me.

Need to start kicking it in gear.

This may be the worst post in the history of all the land.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Training started today

dsm911 and I decided to hit the Walnut Creek Y at 5:30 a.m. sharp this morning to rock a swim workout. I woke up early...3 a.m. cause I started thinking about sweet ideas for my hearing on Wednesday. Couldn't get back to sleep. Met dsm911 and we decided to swim 1200 straight. Nothing too crazy, but the last time I swam was in an ocean in November.

It went ok...didn't wear a watch. I was sore the rest of the day in my arms. Dogman also rocked a workout this morning. No idea what he did, but it was probably an easy half marathon at sub 7 pace. Word on the street is that burrito is currently dominating the scene in Miami. Go Hawks.

I think I've found my first race of the year. Got a sweet pair of snowshoes for xmas from a hot lady and am going to do a snowshoe race in February. It'll probably be ridiculously hard...so we'll see.

I need to get back to watching the Bachelor... I mean bowl game...dsm911 is watching the Bachelor.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

2010 Race Goals

As I sit here after finishing my fourth cookie before 11 a.m., I thought I'd write a quick post on my race goals for the 2010 season. Feel free to add yours in the comments below and I'll post them on the main page. If you don't, I'll make them up for you and this will be awesome.

1. Have fun: This sort of goes without saying, especially if you read anything on this blog or the comments. We like to have a good time. While I love good results and am very comptetive. I don't do this for a living. I'll leave that part up to TJ. As I've said numerous times on this blog and during our meetings...with beer, I do these more so because it's a good time with my friends. Also, Hammerhead will be back in the area hopefully soon, so that gives us another training partner.

2. Emmetsburg Tri: I've gotten 2nd and 3rd in this race the last two years. This year, I would like to win. It'll be tough, as the guy that won it last year beat me fairly easily. I'll have to get faster...or I guess he and every other fast person could take a vacation?

3. Okoboji Tri: I got in the top 10 (8th) last year. This year I'd like to get in the top 5.

4. Olympic Distance: Time goals are so course dependent. For example, there's some halfs were a 4:30 on one course is closer to 5 hours on many others. Anyways, I didn't do an Olympic distance race last year. The year before, I went 2 hours and 20 minutes. I'd like to go 2 hours and 15 minutes. I haven't done speedwork in a while, so we'll see.

5. Health: This should be up higher, but I guess there's no particular order. Stay healthy for everyone on the team.

6. Must-do races: I would for sure like to do... Dam to Dam, Emmetsburg Tri, Okoboji Tri, Point to Point.

7. Running: In most races (except for Ironman Cozumel), my run splits are nowhere near as good fieldwise, as my swim/bike. It's not because I go out too hard on the bike...my open run times and tri-run times aren't that far off...it's just that I need to improve running.

8. Aqua Skipper: dsm911 and the warrior...be warned, I'm coming after you two to take the crown as best aqua skipper on the team.

9. Road Race: I'd like to enter one road race this year...bike that is.

10. GET DSM911 TO DO POINT TO POINT

11. Edited to add (Race Okoboji at 175 pounds). Raced Cozumel at around 183...just weighed in after a big dinner last night at 190.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Ironman Cozumel Race Report

My feet were killing me and I couldn't stand it any more. It was hot and humid and I wanted, no needed to get my feet out of my shoes for some relief. Finally, I did it and it felt great. It was at this point I knew...I was 109 miles into my 112 mile ride and still had to run the marathon.

PRE: RACE: Nacho Libre and I arrived in Cozumel on Thurs
day of race week. The race was Sunday. While sitting on the plane waiting to take off from Dallas, we heard some rumblings from the 85% plane full of triathletes (other 15% were probably wondering what was going on) that a few of the bike boxes didn't make it onto the plane. Well, that sucked, but nothing we could do about it then. Upon arrival, we waited for the boxes to come off the plane...Nothing. This was a concern.

We had to have our bikes checked in on Saturday. Planes came from Dallas once a day, so basically it had to come Friday or things would get really interesting. Hammerhead, Dogman and Princess had already arrived and Hammerhead had his bike.


On Friday, Dana (needs a name) arrived. She had a smile on her face (one reason, she'd arrived in Cozumel, secondly because she saw my bike box had made it!). Good to go.

Saturday night, we ate at the hotel (I was eating like a mad man the days leading up, figuring I'd need the calories). Went to be fairly early.

Race Morning: Woke up at 4 and had a bagel with peanut butter, two bananas and some water with electrolytes. Also had a cup of coffee to, well, you know what purpose that serves on race morning. And I don't mean to wake me up. But I digress.

Took a cab at 5 with Nacho Libre and Dana to the transition area. It was still dark and playing disco music. I had a dance off with myself. Obviously no one wanted to challenge me with my moves. Ran into Hammerhead, got the bodyglide applied and transition set up.

The picture on the left shows the room set-up with the bike and all sorts of race gear. I started out with my aero bottle filled with water, one water bottle with electrolytes and one water bottle. I had an extra tube and some tools in case of a flat. Pro triathlete TJ Tollakson let me use one of his wheels, his bike case and some other stuff. He didn't want to let me borrow the stuff, but I won a walk-off against him earlier. He couldn't turn left. (Please say you've seen Zoolander).

Above, one of the keys when you've got to run a long distance. Bandaids. On. Nipples. Great fun at 4 a.m.

Hammerhead and I posed for a quick picture. Thanks to Dana for coming early with us and taking video. I'll try to get that up later. Hammerhead wanted to do the the race in sweatpants and no shirt, but I thought this might not be that good. Obviously you don't want to get our nipples sunburnt. (I noticed he didn't have bandaids. Sweats would do well in the water as well. Some more pictures prior to the swim. Nacho Libre was too busy trying to tell the race director he needed a nap so the race couldn't start until noon, or else he'd be in these pictures.

SWIM (2.4 miles): The pro's started fifteen minutes before us. Hammerhead and I got in the water the same time. We quickly got separated. I wanted to get towards the middle/right (buoy's on the left) and about 2 rows deep. My goal time coming in was around 1hr 5 min. I figured if I had a good swim it'd be around 1:02, bad around 1:08. There was some nervous energy waiting for the mass swim start. I've heard anywhere from 1800 to 2000 people started the race. The gun went off and I took off strong. I got a decent amount of getting kicked in the face, etc. Luckily for us, race morning gave us some fairly calm waters. Previously, it would've been tough with all the waves and current. They canceled the practice swim for two days.

The first 500 meters were into a current. I had previously done a swim into the current the day before (one day swim practice wasn't canceled) and it took me over 13 minutes to get to this buoy and less than 8 to get back. The first buoy on race day was crowded as everyone was fighting to take the quickest route. I got hammered a bunch, but oh well. The water was clear and you could see the bottom easily. Starfish everywhere and a sting ray. Also, the scuba divers were watching people to make sure everyone was ok...First time I saw one, scared the hell out of me. Had no idea what it was.

Back on track...We then had a long straight swim with the current at our backs. Nothing too crazy except one of my goggles leaked and the salt water stung my eye. I swam probably half the swim with one eye closed, but it wasn't that bad and I was enjoying myself. The final turn was around a submarine, which was pretty cool.

Exiting the water, I glanced at my watch and saw 1:01. Perfect.
I saw Hammerhead's brother, sister-in-law and wife. I also saw Dana, Princess and Dogman. The picture above I was yelling when I saw them. What a great feeling. I still had a long day ahead of me, but I was pumped. Had a fairly long run to grab my Swim to bike bag that contained my bike shoes, helmet, etc. They had changing tents, but it was full, so I dropped my bag outside and got my stuff out. Many people change completely into biking shorts, jersey, etc. I wore the same stuff for the bike. I did have a camera in my face for a while (no idea why, probably will get a modeling gig from it though). It was funny at first, cause I was applying body glide everywhere (down there), when the camera guy finally figured out what I was doing, he filmed something else. I also had a french dude ask me to borrow my sunscreen. It took me about a minute to figure out what he wanted.

Bike (112 miles): The bike course was 3 loops (112 miles) around the island. I started out cruising, low heart rate without too much effort and was around 22-23 miles per hour. Great I thought. Then, we hit a little headwind and I dropped to about 19 mph. THEN, the 13 mile stretch of exposed cross/head winds. I saw my speed slow to around 14, 15 and 16 mph on this stretch. It was hard. People were struggling and straining, as if they were riding up steep hills. One guy passed me with way too much effort. I knew I'd see him again and passed him on the second loop as if he was standing still. I wasn't even going that fast. Once we got out of the crosswinds, it was great relief. I was taking about 280 calories per hour on the bike and 4-6 salt tabs per hour. The salt tabs were to avoid cramps in the heat/humidity.

Around mile 70 was bike special needs. What happens here is it's like a mini-transition area. People put all sorts of stuff in these bags in case they drop supplies or just need something new. I had to stop to get more salt tabs. Well, the one negative about the race (other than winds/heat, etc. but I digress), was that this was completely disorganized. It took me 10 minutes to find my bag. I think it took Hammerhead took like 15 or so. Hammerhead said one guy got so pissed off he just started throwing bags. Basically, there were like 6 tables with bags just messed up everywhere.

It really, really sucked starting the 3rd loop knowing I still had to go through that 13 mile windy stretch again. Each loop it got even windier. For those doing this race, treat it like a hilly course. I talked to a guy afterward that had done Lake Placid, Wisconsin, Florida and Canada and he said this course took him 30-40 minutes longer than the other bike courses he's done. That's just one person though. It definitely took me longer than I thought it would.

As mentioned at the beginning, my feet started hurting me at mile 60. At mile 90, it got bad. I'm not sure what it was? Heat/humidity? I also was hoping I had some bodyglide in my special needs bag as my "nether" regions were starting to chafe. No such luck. The people of Cozumel were awesome cheering. I think everyone on the island came out for it. Again, it was great to have our cheering section out there. Believe me...I knew exactly where they were located and it kept me going. You all have no idea how much it meant having everyone there.

The picture above was just after I'd seen Hammerhead's family members. They were about 10 miles from Dogman, Princess and Dana, so that worked great as we had two different groups to look forward to seeing. Thanks again!

I pulled into T2 and saw Nacho Libre, who had an amazing swim and bike. He passed me about 85 or so miles in I think? Not really sure. Also, Hammerhead had an amazing swim as well. We all had similar bikes, but Hammerhead's bike special needs was even more of an adventure than mine.

In bike to run transition, a volunteer takes your bike and racks it for you. Mine was great. He was yelling at me in Spanish and I couldn't figure what he was saying. I was hoping I didn't get a penalty my shorts had a hole in them or something. I stood there for about 30 seconds and finally realized he was cheering "Go!!!." Again, the people and volunteers are great.

This next part is kind of gross...I really needed body glide as my "downtown" was feeling raw from the 112 mile bike and I'm not sure if I got all the saltwater off from the swim (they had outside showers). Anyways, I got some bodyglide and put it everywhere. Problem...it was warming bodyglide. I thought it'd be good for my legs, etc...kind of like icy hot. Well, it burned the absolute hell out of me when I applied it under my shorts. I took a bottle of water, went into the porta-pottie and dumped in down my shorts. Still no relief. I pretty much wanted to quit right there from the burning (don't believe what dsm911 says). Eventually, after about a mile in, it subsided. I averaged 18 mph. for the bike. I thought it'd be higher, but my placing was solid for the race.

Run (26.2 miles):

I was nervous for the run. Since my marathon in March 2008, I'd run longer than 13.1 miles one time. That was about three weeks before race day. I had planned on going out at about 8:50-9 min/pace and see how that felt. It felt great. I hit the first mile at 8:45. The run was three loops. The first loop I averaged 9 min pace. Great. The one down side was the loop turnaround was near the finish line. I didn't know where it was exactly, and the volunteer had to point me to turn around instead of running into the finish. The crowd was great again and they held one finger up for one more loop. I smiled and held 2. At this point, I still was feeling good...obviously looking better.

The second loop I walked the aid stations. I had planned to take Gu's every 30 minutes, but I couldn't stomach the stuff. Or Gatorade. At the aid stations, there were powerbar stuff, oranges, bananas, crackers, gatorade, water, ice and coke. I was taking a couple oranges and banana (or some crackers) every mile at the aid stations. I'd also take two chunks of ice and put one down my shirt in front and one in back. I'd take some water and pour the rest on my face. I was hot. I'd also take about 8 ounces of coke each aid station. The second loop I was closer to 10 minute miles.

The third loop I slowed closer to 11 minute miles. It was still hot and getting dark. I was walking just pass the aid stations. Our cheering section was AWESOME! With about two miles left, my shoes sloshing from water/sweat/coke, my body wanting to quit, I somehow found energy. I started running. The Garmin was telling me I was below 8:30/mile, sometimes at 8. I was running past a ton of people. No one passed me the last two miles. When I saw the crowd, finish line/family and friends, nothing hurt. I was euphoric. It's hard to describe the feeling. I was loving it. I had the finish line to myself. I ended up running around 4 hours and 25 minutes, which was faster than my debut and only marathon in March 08. Total finish time was 11 hours and 53 minutes and some change. I've got some great pictures and will post more of them along with video. I am an Ironman. Nacho Libre is an Ironman. Hammerhead is an Ironman.
What started over a year ago was complete. I couldn't ask for two better guys to do this race with.




The reward is shown in the pictures to the left. What an amazing time. I know I've left out a ton of stuff, but I have to go ball.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Race Report Soon

Sorry, been busy at work and I want to get some good pictures up. Hopefully this weekend. Short recap, everyone did awesome. Three members of the Boji Tri Team are Ironmen...and we all obviously looked good the entire process. Our feet, that's another story. Mine still look like a battle zone.

Friday, November 20, 2009

What Nacho Libre has been doing for about a year now...

Got this from the website below...pretty funny.

How to brag about doing an Ironman
Before I started to train an Ironman, I bought a training plan, I read books on hydration and fuel replacement, I listened to endless hours of advice from elite and pro triathletes. This information did help me finish, but it did not teach me how to correctly brag about being an Ironman. My friends and I came up with a six phase program which will aid you in bragging about your Ironman. Use this plan from the moment you register until well after the race is complete for the most bang for your bragging buck.


Sign Up Phase: For most Ironman events, you have to register up to one year in advance. This gives you plenty of time to brag about doing an Ironman. During this phase, you must let all of your non-Ironman friends know you can’t hang out with them anymore, because you just signed up for an Ironman. If you don’t have any Ironman friends, then go to a place where runners or bikers hang out. Look for the Ironman symbol (M Dot) on their training clothes. An Ironman would never be caught running or biking without their Ironman stuff.


Training Phase: Training for an Ironman can be compared to having a part time job. You must let everyone you meet know this. This can be accomplished by sighing loudly at work, mumbling how tired you are because you just biked 100 miles, because you are in training for an Ironman. You can also skillfully steer the conversation with your neighbors and co-workers to your Ironman training. Here is an example:

Neighbor: “Did you hear what President Bush said this week?”
Lee: “Were you aware that President Bush is a biker? I just biked 100 miles today. I am training for an Ironman.”

Co worker: Lee, are you working late tonight?
Lee: No, I have to get up early to do a 20 mile run.

I even once rang my neighbor’s door and when he answered, I said “Sorry Bob, can’t talk to you now, I am training for an Ironman.”

One Week before the Race Phase: You need to let your neighbors and co-workers know you will be gone for a little while, competing in an Ironman. Once again, you can steer the conversation to your Ironman race.

Neighbor: “Wow Lee your lawn looks great!”
Lee: “My lawn is going to look bad this next week; I will be competing in an Ironman.”

Race Expo Phase: You must buy as much Ironman merchandise as possible. For years we saved our money to send both of my boys to private college, but sacrifices must be made. Both Derick and Ty will be going to junior college now. You must buy enough Ironman clothes to cover every day at work and training. You must also buy plenty of shirts for your spouse and children. They will also spread the word that you just finished an Ironman.

The Race Phase: At http://www.ironmanlive.com/ you can setup automatic emails and cell phone message notifications of your Ironman timing splits. You can use all of the entries in your email and cell phone address book. Include everyone regardless of whether they remember you are or not. It just does not matter, because you are an Ironman.

Post Race Phase: The finisher medal can be worn for one day per the number of miles raced and everyone knows that an Ironman is 140.6 miles. So wear that medal for 141 days (always round up as opposed to rounding down your finishing time). Your children must be trained to say, “My daddy is an Ironman. He gave me this shirt. He’s an Ironman.” This must be emphasized over and over with your children. I did not do this after I ran the Boston marathon, and Derick, my oldest boy, told everyone at his day care that his grandma ran the marathon.
Your spouse must memorize all of your splits (swim, bike and run). You must also include both transition splits as well. Instead of wearing a shirt which states, “I am with Dummy”, your spouse will wear a shirt which says, “I am with a stud Ironman”. All conversations must be steered to your Ironman race.

Co-Worker: “Did you hear about the new work policy?”
Lee: “Nope, I did not; I was racing in an Ironman.”

For at least one month you can say, “Well, I ‘m only going to run easy today, I just did an Ironman.”

When someone brings up a subject of hardships suffered, you need to remind them that you also have suffered through hardships while training and racing in your Ironman.
You can also use these ideas to brag about other races, but please only brag about races which are longer than 13.1 miles.


Pretty funny. Now, if Hammerhead would update his blog that would be swell.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Why I will have a good race at IM Cozumel

I have just realized and come across some information that points to me having a fantastic race at Ironman Cozumel in roughly 12 days. No, not any power numbers from my long rides. No, not any mile splits from my 19 mile run. Nope, nothing to do with my latest swim splits from my 2000 yard straight or 10 x 100 workouts I've recently done. None of this has anything to do with why I am going to totally dominate this race (dominate by my terms, not overall placing, etc.)

I am going to have a great race because I just realized that at 5:00 pm to 5:45 pm at the new Y that I work out at, there is the once in a lifetime chance to go to "Wedding Dance Exercise!". How can I not have a good race knowing that when I get back, I can get ready to prepare for Jeffy Madness' or the Accelerade Warrior's wedding by taking part in this epic class. The description states..."this class will get you moving with all of the popular dances traditionally done at weddings, plus a few more".

Holy Piss! Not only can I perfect (again, by my standards, my dancing is already perfect by most other's standards, but I digress) the chicken dance and whatever that song is where everyone gets in a line and goes "to the left, to the left, now slide" but I'm going to "get ...moving" to a "few more" songs. What could these possibly be? Souljah Boy? Lady Gaga? I mean, when I get to mile 18 of the marathon portion of the event, I know that if I just push through, dig deep and finish, that soon enough, I will be able to "get moving" to "Twist and Shout" and "Sweet Caroline." Though I always thought the latter song just involved a beer in one hand and the closed fist move to the "bamp bamp bamp" sp????? portion of the song?

Anyways, with this newfound knowledge, I am no longer worried about the race. Thank you new Y and Wedding dance instructor.

On a side note, I have to be related to this guy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2SSZA0CjdQ